LOVE THIS!!

(as comedy)

Yes. 8 years. That's only 3 years after Satoshi's paper and 2 years before ETH's release 1.0.

Ok. Fabulous website with all kinds of names and nice testimonials from whoever.

That's one helluva a whitepaper. And what's running on it now?

Oh, the betanet is live. Wow. That took only 8 years. Fabulous.

Ok. This is the usual in the space that would be parody if it were properly treated.